Sorry for my absence, all. Dealing with a loss in the family, and while we were not super close, I still found it difficult to get my smart ass on. Look for a new post later today!
No, what would be amazing would be if you had a soul, AR. Holy crap, that’s a leap - to go from an innocent, if naive, question to, “bwahaha That asshole doesn’t understand the basics of the English language.” (File under, And What Do You Do When You Meet the Truly Stupid?)
Lame commenter = “someone who finds amusement in explaining someone else’s joke and noting in a high tone way that they appreciated it.” This fills me with piss and rage. (Filed under No Shoot, Sherlock.)
One Up Wednesday: Reveal! Sometimes you do have to go for the obvious joke. I thought it maybe could have been done snappier or from a more clever angle, but I guess I was wrong. I shouldn’t pressure my readers like that. Maybe I’ll pick better this Wednesday. Little t, your original answer remains the smart assiest. (Filed under, Pardon Me, My Passive-Aggressive is Showing.)
Please, readers, unleash on this racist piece of human detritus. (Filed on under, The 19th Century is Alive and Well.)
And because there’s water in the sand and rocks, if you squeeze hard enough it will come out. ’Berg, you’re a dumbass. (Filed under Science Counts for Jack When You’re Thirsty.)
One-Up Wednesday! One commenter went with a joke in the obvious direction, but I’m sure you guys can make it snappier or go in another direction altogether. Let it fly in the comments and the winner will get a virtual treasure next Monday and a note of appreciation from me on their own blog!
What’s the over/under on how many of those “sluts” have been putting out for S? (Filed under Not For You, They’re Not.)
And the winner is… Anirul! For turning the mom’s anger right back on herself, amplified. Anirul is the smart ass of the week and is honored with this picture of a pirate dubloon. Kudos to Jamie also for her more sympathetic but equally smart-mouthed commentary. The next one-up Wednesday is tomorrow, so jump on in and join the fun! Who knows what treasure will be unearthed…
One Up Reveal - The original smart-ass did a nice job taking Angry Mom and throwing a little cold perspective onto the fire. But who won the contest? Wait and see!
